APPLICATION FROM MOST QUALIFIED PERSON

Heaven, July 17th, 2009 For: everyone In The earth Dear, I’m writing this application letter regarding to the announcement of job opportunity in your heart as the top management. I am very enthusiastic to be a part of your life. I am honest and full of love. Beside I am able to control all of your life and solve all of your problems. I obey and finish My duty as a Savior in time. I would like to show you My true love before totally working in your life if you want Me to do so. I am confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill the vital position in your hear. In summation, I will properly direct your paths (see Proverbs 3:5-6) and lead you to everlasting life (see John 6:47). I would very appreciate your giving me the opportunity to discuss my qualification in person. For your consideration, I enclosed My CV, copy of transcript, and My photo. I Am willing to come for an interview at your convenience. Sincerely yours, - Jesus Christ -

Guys, let’s try to imagine that our heart is our own company. Of course we need many employees if we have a company. We do really need them to work for us in our company, so that we can produce some profit to support the existence of our company. Is that right?? So before it we have to read some application to find the right person in the right position for our company. We don’t want to do some mistake in choosing the candidates, because it’s gonna inflict us financial loss.

And the only application here is written by the MOST QUALIFIED PERSON in our life. Just read it………………………………………………………………………………………………………………...!

Major accomplishment : - I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (see Genesis 1:26) - I laid down my life so that you my life (see II Corinthians 5:15) - I defeated the arch-enemy of God and mankind and made the show of them openly (see Colossians 2:15) - I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the death! There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is the bible. You don’t want an internet connection or computer to access my website. References Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, restoration and supernatural guidance. I state that all information above in based on fact. Heaven, July 7th, 2009 - Jesus Christ, Savior –

Curriculum Vitae Personal Name : Jesus Christ Date of Birth : 2009 years ago Place of Birth : Bethlehem Address : Heaven (see Ephesians 1:20) Phone Number : 1618125518 – prayer (see Romans 10:13) Website : The_Bible@heaven.com Keywords : Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus Qualifications : - I founded the earth and established the heavens (see proverbs 3:19) - I founded man from the dust of the ground (see Genesis 2:7) - I breathed in to man the breath of life (see Genesis 2:7) - I redeemed man from the curse of the law (see Galatians 3:13) - The blessing of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through Me (see Galatians 3:14) Educational Background : - I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (see Proverbs 2:6) - In Me are hid all the treasure of wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3) - My word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path (see Psalms 119:105) - I can even tell you all the secrets of your heart (see Psalms 44:21)

Occupational Background : - I’ve only have one employer (see Luke 2:39) - I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. My employer has nothing but rave reviews for Me (see Matthew 3:15-17) Skills & Working Experience Some of My skills and working experience include : - Empowering the poor to be poor no more - Healing the broken-hearted - Setting the captives free - Healing the sick - Restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised (see Luke 4:18) - I am a wonderful counselor (see Isaiah 9:6) - People who listen to Me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (see Proverbs 1:33) - Most importantly, a have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)

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